1. I wouldn't eat after that two-year-old if I were you.
Inference: The two-year-old probably did something gross to the food you were
about to eat, or has a cold and you could catch it. Something bad will
happen to you if you eat it because he "I wouldn't" sounds like a
warning!
2. For Valentine’s Day, my fantastic neighbor gave his wife a poem that took him
about two seconds to write. Sheesh.
Inference: My neighbor is not very considerate since he didn't take his time
writing the poem, the text clue that led me to this decision was the
"Sheesh". People usually say "Sheesh" when they are annoyed or
frustrated.
3. A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.
Inference: he was going to ceach the bus for work but he missed the bus and got upset and ran after it.
4. If she died, I wouldn’t go to her funeral.
Inference: It is mean to not go to her funeral and it will mean but if she did go it will be nice if she did go.
5. Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet
and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus
stop on such a sunny morning.
Inference: ya it will be funny but he listen to the radio and he brings it just in case if it rain.
6. Hey! What happened to all the school construction money taken from the
taxpayers? It paid for this toilet the money was flushed down.
Inference: some one has stole the money and it was flushed down a toilet but it was not nice to do that to there money.
7. As you give a speech in front of a large audience, you realize that people are
laughing behind their hands and pointing to the region below your waist.
Inference: I wound be upset and mad at the people that where laughing behind my back and I did not now in till some one tells me .
8. No, Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just
having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my
old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And
if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.
Inference: The car but brack dawn and she will have to wait for same one to get her or start walking and then she can fine you or call a tow truck .
9. A woman walks into a hospital clutching her abdomen and cursing out her husband,
who trails behind her carrying a large bag.
Inference: I whold be scared and ask in my hand why is she cursing at her husband why is she .
10. You're driving on the highway, listening to the radio, and a police officer
pulls you over.
Inference: i will ask why he pulled me over just for listening to the radio why did you pull me over for i did not do notthing why did you pull me over was i speeding what was i doing was italking on my cell what did i do.
Inference: The two-year-old probably did something gross to the food you were
about to eat, or has a cold and you could catch it. Something bad will
happen to you if you eat it because he "I wouldn't" sounds like a
warning!
2. For Valentine’s Day, my fantastic neighbor gave his wife a poem that took him
about two seconds to write. Sheesh.
Inference: My neighbor is not very considerate since he didn't take his time
writing the poem, the text clue that led me to this decision was the
"Sheesh". People usually say "Sheesh" when they are annoyed or
frustrated.
3. A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.
Inference: he was going to ceach the bus for work but he missed the bus and got upset and ran after it.
4. If she died, I wouldn’t go to her funeral.
Inference: It is mean to not go to her funeral and it will mean but if she did go it will be nice if she did go.
5. Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet
and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus
stop on such a sunny morning.
Inference: ya it will be funny but he listen to the radio and he brings it just in case if it rain.
6. Hey! What happened to all the school construction money taken from the
taxpayers? It paid for this toilet the money was flushed down.
Inference: some one has stole the money and it was flushed down a toilet but it was not nice to do that to there money.
7. As you give a speech in front of a large audience, you realize that people are
laughing behind their hands and pointing to the region below your waist.
Inference: I wound be upset and mad at the people that where laughing behind my back and I did not now in till some one tells me .
8. No, Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just
having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my
old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And
if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.
Inference: The car but brack dawn and she will have to wait for same one to get her or start walking and then she can fine you or call a tow truck .
9. A woman walks into a hospital clutching her abdomen and cursing out her husband,
who trails behind her carrying a large bag.
Inference: I whold be scared and ask in my hand why is she cursing at her husband why is she .
10. You're driving on the highway, listening to the radio, and a police officer
pulls you over.
Inference: i will ask why he pulled me over just for listening to the radio why did you pull me over for i did not do notthing why did you pull me over was i speeding what was i doing was italking on my cell what did i do.
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